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| i, like many other kids my age today get a lot of smack from our
parents about going out and having "too" much fun...especially during
the summer...but isn't that what summer vacation is all about? hanging
out with friends at the "edge of the world" until the wii hours
of the morning? or joy riding anywhere and everywhere with a half a
tank of gas...and then camera whoring it up so that you can say that
you had a better weekend than everyone else on facebook!!
the homely this week was something about where jesus performed his
first miracle...let's refresh our memories from those old CCD
days...jesus performed his first miracle at a PARTY!! and what was this grand miracle he performed?!! he filled up the empty WINE KEGS!!! ladies and gentlemen...introducing, jesus the frat boy!!
so, why do i constantly get in trouble every week for going out with my
friends and having a good time? i mean, i dont have school, i work so i
hardly ever ask my mom for allowence and i have my own car...if jesus
did it, why cant i? "do as jesus did"
and, it's not like i go out galavanting like a slut crack whore and
coming home piss drunk every night either...b/c first of all, we never
have the money to buy liq, no one ever wants to step up and use their
house, and all the club events have been pretty lame (LOL) if my mom only knew what i did she would think of me to be the damn reincarnate of virgin mary herself!!
so to all the mothers and fathers out there who enjoy in putting us in lock down...we're only following in jesus' footsteps...
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| uggh...ive only been working at b&j's for less than a week and im
already sick of it...and i love how they were the only ones that called
out of 20+ other places i applied to this summer...what's funnier is
that i cant even eat icecream so it's pretty ironic that i work at an
icecream parlor...standing for 5 hours straight serving assholes all
day isnt my kind of idea of a "good time" i dont understand how people
are so bitter and bitchy in a store that looks like summer all season
and smells like the Wonka Factory? i dont get it...now im going to be
volunteering at the hospital as well if i could switch shifts with
someone so i could go to the damn orientation unless i wait till the
23rd of July =/ and to my oh so supportive family including my
wonderful grandma thanks for not approving my summer job and for constantly teasing me about it...thank you...you all make me feel so much better about myself...i love you guys
so, im not starting off this week so great...last night after work
(11:30pm and dark as fuck) while i was backing up from the very small
tight alley parking lot that the b&j workers share with asshole
residents who live above the store, i "apperently" scratched this
bitch's car...MY LUCK! actually in my defense i hit the cone which then
scratched her car...therefore, my car never directly hit her car! and
there was no DENT! and, the alarm never even went off! but, the bitch
that she is had to come outside (and mind you she was actually watching
her car from the window...weird as hell) yelling and cursing at me and
goes ahead and calls the damn police!! WTF!?! i was like what the hell
did i do?! my coworker was like dont worry about it...but she could
have told me that was her car in back of mine so i didnt have to
manuver btw the two...oh well anyway she was cool b/c she actually
stayed with me...but anyway, the cop came and was like " oh...this is
no big deal" NO BIG DEAL!!! you stupid stupid WHORE!! and when the cop
sed that she was like " yeah it's JUST a MINOR scratch officer"! A
PAINT SCRATCH YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG i wanted to STRANGLE THAT
DUMBASS!! and then her fucker of a husband was like "umm, im going to
get an estimate of the Damage b/c
i would rather you give me CASH instead of leaving it up to the
insurance b/c I dont want mine to go up as well...'!!
askl;dfjkl;asdfasdfauio; sejkl; asDfjkl; asdfjil; jkl; asdf!!! first of
all i didnt know what the fuck he was talking about so when i had to
WAKE up my mom and tell her what happen she was like "HELLS TO THE
FUCKING NO!! you tell him that you leave it up to the insurance
company! i am not giving him CASH! plus! there was no dent!!" (my mom
doesnt use profanity i embellished...) this whole situation is soo
stupid and annoying b/c now i have to do all this shit i dont even
know....askl;dfiaeioasdjklfasdjkljlk;S!!! it's not my fault that bitch
doesnt have her own designated parking spot!! what does she expect! im
a kid it was dark it was late as fuck im tired we have a fucking ALLEY
WAY as a fucking PARKING LOT!! and i did not even touch ur shit hole of
a CAR!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
now! my damn insurance is going to go up for a STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
PAINT SCRATCH!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HOPE U GET INTO A REAL ACCIDENT
THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!! (actually i take that back...sort of)
MY SUMMER SUCKS MY JOB SUCKS MY SCHED FOR THIS SEMESTER SUCKS MY LIFE
SUCKS EVERYTHING SUCKS YOU SUCK ....MY LIFE....I GIVE UP...GAME
OVER...YOU LOSE...
i bet im working july 4th...and i bet im working till closing...great...just great....
im tired of constantly getting yelled at from complete stangers...i
dont know why or how ppl get so bitter all the time...how is that even
possible...and to always have them take it all out on me...WTF did i
ever do to you or anybody else....i am probably the most chillest
person you'll ever meet!! SO BACK THE FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU!
i now have a new found respect for working people...esp those who have to deal with the nonsensical public...
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| Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away!
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.
You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care. About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there." With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.
And you may not find any you'll want to go down. In that case, of course, you'll head straight out of town.
It's opener there in the wide open air.
Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.
And when things start to happen, don't worry. Don't stew. Just go right along. You'll start happening too.
OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.
You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
Except when you don' t Because, sometimes, you won't.
I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true and Hang-ups can happen to you.
You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You'll be left in a Lurch.
You'll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump. And the chances are, then, that you'll be in a Slump.
And when you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.
You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both you elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
And IF you go in, should you turn left or right... or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.
You can get so confused that you'll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place. The Waiting Place...
...for people just waiting. Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or a No or waiting for their hair to grow. Everyone is just waiting.
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a sting of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance. Everyone is just waiting.
NO! That's not for you!
Somehow you'll escape all that waiting and staying. You'll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing.
With banner flip-flapping, once more you'll ride high! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you're that kind of a guy!
Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. there are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You'll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.
Except when they don't. Because, sometimes, they won't.
I'm afraid that some times you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you.
All Alone! Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you'll be quite a lot.
And when you're alone, there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.
But on you will go though the weather be foul On you will go though your enemies prowl On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak.
On and on you will hike and I know you'll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.
You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3 / 4 percent guaranteed.)
KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
So... be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So...get on your way!
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| end of freshman year college playlist...(in no particular order)
1: Rewind by Paolo Nutini 2: Walking Away by Craig David 3: Incomplete by BSB 4: Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne 5: Forever Young by various artists 6: Why Worry by AAR 7: It Ends Tonight AAR 8: We Ride by Rihanna 9: New Friend Request by Gym Class Heroes 10: The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani
--maneater and umbrella are in a different playlist....lols!
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| so, it's coming down to the wire. yesterday was my last day of work and it was bittersweet. i hated going to work every weekend and missing out on all sorts of fun (i.e. rutgersfest weekend) but, im going to miss all the friendships ive made. (pause) oh well...
in 30 min. there will be officially 9 more days left of school. 9 more days until the end of my FRESHMAN year of college...WHY GOD WHY! i am not looking forward to going back home for 4 months! despite all that i said down below, freshman year was the SHIZ! a taste of pure blissful freedom that is going to be taken from me in 9 days...
im dreading my precalc exam on thurs...if i fail, life as "I" know it will cease to exist
i wish i had a time machine with a 1.21 gigawatt flux
capacitor that could take me Back to the
Future to September! ( i actually took this quote from my 2nd...read SECOND...autobiography...in one semester i have managed to write 2 autobiographies...i wonder if this is a sign to reevaluate my life...actually, it just showed how much of a brat i am...) ; )
"oh magic 8 ball...will i pass all my exams and classes this semester?"
CRAP i missed 11:11!
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